Fake-Geeks will be the home of random Film and Television reviews, rantings and lists, as well as the odd blog-post whenever we feel like it. There is the potential to expand into book and music pieces, podcasts, silly pictures and softcore pornography.
Mike was born aged sixteen, and as such doesn’t have the same warm and fuzzy childhood memories that the rest of you do. He spent the first two years of his life playing WWF Smackdown 2: Know Your Role, only turning his Playstation off once. He has recently developed interests in both Westerns and ‘B-Movie’ Monster flicks, so he expects that The Valley of Gwangi will be the best entertainment he has ever witnessed, as soon as he actually gets around to watching it.
If you ask him what his favourite movie is, he’ll say it could be any one of a number of films based on his current mood; including Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, This is England, The Long Good Friday, Die Hard or For a Few Dollars More.
If he says any of those films, he is lying, as his actual favourite film is Star Trek: First Contact.
Gaz Will forever be too lazy to write his own profile. Rumours suggest he lives behind some facial hair in Sheffield, England, and that he likes music which is loud or Scandanavian. Loud Scandanavian music is even better.
(Picture by Mike’s crappy camera phone)